YULETIDE FIC: you should see what's in the medicine cabinet (Mr. and Mrs. Smith, PG-13)

[carlyinrome]

John is still cranky after discovering half of Jane’s lipstick tubes contain shrapnel and gunpowder. Pipe bombs do not belong on the bathroom counter, and each Dior lipstick costs thirty-five dollars.

“I don’t understand why you can’t make weapons out of that drugstore crap,” he says.

“I don’t wear drugstore crap, John,” she says.

This after she made a Molotov cocktail out of the perfume he gave her for their anniversary. He asks again about price, and she rattles off a statistic about chemical composition and flashpoint.

“You’re impossible to shop for,” he says. “Next year you’re just getting sex.”

Comments

[profshallowness.livejournal.com]

Ha! Very in character.

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

Thank you!